WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE OPENING OF OUR BREWERY IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE BAGNELL FACTORY OUTLET STORES
BREWERY TOURS CONDUCTED DAILY FROM 1 AM UNTIL 5 AM
SHOP TIL YOU DROP AT THE MALL NEXT DOOR, THEN COME IN FOR A BOTTLE OR TWO OF OUR FINEST BEER OR SPIRITS
WHILE SHOPPING AT THE MALL, REMEMBER TO SAVE SOME DOUGH FOR PURCHASING A JUG OR TWO FROM US AT OUR GIFT SHOP
IF YOU ARE TAKING THE FREE BREWERY TOUR PLEASE REMEMBER :
SINCE WE LET YOU SAMPLE THE STUFF UNTIL YOU CAN'T STAND, YOU MUST LEAVE YOUR CAR KEYS AT THE DOOR
IT'S NOT THAT WE DON'T WANT YOU DRIVING HOME, BUT SINCE YOU CAN'T STAND WE'RE SURE YOU WON'T REMEMBER WHERE YOU PARKED
SO WHILE YOU ARE PASSED OUT WE SELL YOUR CAR FOR SCRAP, THAT'S HOW WE CAN AFFORD ALL THE FREE SAMPLES ON THE TOUR
BAGNELL B.O.O.B.S. Brewing Oregons Original Beer & Spirits is the registered trademark of THE FIRST AMENDENT which was Ratified on December 15, 1791.
The Amendment States: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press;
or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.